Saturday, October 18, 2014

The Sound of Music, Crazy-Cray

The Sound of Music's strengthening ♫My Favorite Things♫ is kindred to and approximates my rendition:  ♫Crazy-Cray Fears♫

♫ Icy slick pavement and germs in the bathroom
Tight crowded places and Sixth Sense red bedroom
Traffic jams winding, I tie up with tears
These are a few of my crazy-cray fears.

                         Bum, bum
                         Bum, bum

Interview failures, oh, crisp and stern feedback
Cell tones and texting and DUI racetrack
Car wash conveyor belt, fast it's soon near
These are a few of my crazy-cray fears.

                         Da, dum
                         Da, dum

Dangerous cancer and bluesy backlashes
Dentist drill zzzz's and dark boogeyman crashes
Silver white hair hails loud pooting, oh dear
These are a few of my crazy-cray fears...

When the palms sweat!
When the heart pounds!!
When my brain burps, blaa!!!
I firmly face one of my crazy-cray fears
Despite feeling quite... afraid. ♫

I can do all things through him who gives me strength (Phil. 4:13)




Port-a-Potty Synch? or Swim


Friday, October 17, 2014

Congestion Takes My Breath Away

Matthew 11:28
“Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest."

I Drool at Dental Visits

Matthew 11:28
“Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest."






















































Wednesday, October 15, 2014

MY 29 Cray-Cray Fears

Oh, meet my scary dentist

Homebody and not a thrill-seeker, maybe the root reason for most of the items below is the fear of fear and the feeling of fear. (#'s 29 & newly-added #30 occurred 10/13/2017 weekend.) This being spooky month, I experienced a revelational "Aha moment" after reading this crazy, paradigm-shifting quote:

You can face anything. JUST DO IT AFRAID:
  1. Dental visits - Those pointed instruments, and drills hurt and can bring pain. What if I hiccup? Saliva, stop!
  2. The Sixth Sense - Those spooky bedroom scenes are more than nail-biting.
  3. Car washes & car repairmen - That narrow conveyor belt makes me nervous! The lacking "think-fast" muscle is needed for both of these.
  4. Entering an empty house at night...alone - It echos.
  5. Odd noises in the house...at night...alone - What... or WHO... is that?
  6. Unusually strong winds...home alone - Recalling a 2006 tornado's very close call.
  7. Cancer recurrence - No explanation needed. Faced one power-walk at a time. 
  8. Hospitals & stern gynos - Germs at hospitals and one doc's stern feedback.
  9. Stern feedback - Hyper-responsible isn't a bad word, but I do fail.
  10. Forgetting appointments - Hyper-vigilant and over-responsible (there's that word again)
  11. Job interviews & unemployment - I've failed a few and we've faced it a few times.
  12. Noticeable public pooting - Too many close calls.
  13. Old age - Public pooting. Nooooo.
  14. Being naked - Won't let you see why.
  15. Outhouses & airplane bathrooms - Germs.Very small.Dark.Getting stuck!
  16. Roller coasters that go up & BACKWARDS - No, thank you!
  17. Depression - Too much of that in the past.
  18. Public speaking - No problem; no opportunities.
  19. Jelly fish & sharks - Love the beach, but not those painful stingers and powerful jaws...
  20. Ebola & other deadly diseases - Maybe this fear isn't neurotic.
  21. Knives & guns - Strong kickback, weak arms; weapons are deadly in the wrong hands.
  22. Icy streets & sidewalks - Slip-sliding and out of control. Uh, uh.
  23. Traffic jams - Feeling trapped, solo-driving, and no escape... not good!
  24. Being lost & alone in a big city - Been there, done that, twice. Once, with a train to catch.
  25. Highway car breakdowns - Helplessness and stranger danger.
  26. DUI & texting, teen drivers - Dangerous. Crazy-cray. Teen denial is predictably scary.
  27. Deer ticks & spiders - Been there! Gross to unknowingly find critters that were onboard, overnight. Spiders, I shudder.
  28. Unleashed pit bulls - Some fears are wise fears.
  29. Fearless children on playgrounds & scooters Unpredictable, and our grand girl just received 6 stitches, scooter-related.
  30. Garage doors that mysteriously open overnight & a TV that turns itself on - Yep, both do happen.
You can face anything, JUST DO IT AFRAID! (Joyce Meyers)
     For God has not given us a spirit of fear, but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind
(2 Timothy 1:7).




Wednesday, October 1, 2014

A Tempting Tale, of S'more & More

The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy:
I [Jesus] am come that they might have life,
and that they might have it more abundantly
(John 10:10, KJV)
Crossed with: Maleficent

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The bounteous More:

A land of peace
An attitude of plenty
Vibrant sparkle, oozing with life
Trusting there is enough and always more.

Conversely... The destructive S'more

A land of gluttony
Dark, dirty, shadowy
Meaningless-ness creates mindless striving
An attitude of never enough, ever needing some more, S'more.

Greed creates conflict
Covetous of others' lives
The Garden's ever-envious Eve
Stealing. From. Another. For... S'more.

Reaching for wings that were never hers
Always desiring some more
Scarcity. Cravings. Thievery
Diametrically opposed to bounteous.

More
Restoration, fullness and order
Whimsical flight, fancy and border
Always enough
The abundant mindset of More.

Slimy mud, flung for amusing fun
Flying here and there, a ton
And shiny, valuable jewels sparkle
Admired, but always returned to their original source.

Satisfied and sassy, yet ambitious
Longing, yet eagerly willing
Soulful and sold out to
A higher Other.

Gluttonous. Instinctive. Short-sighted
Flee the dark and the cloaked
The evervative mindset
Scarce. Voracious. Scary. S'more.

Strive for, but also beware. For the balance is tricky
Somewhat and seemingly slothful
Abundant. Even oozing. Energetic. The overflow, More
His given name is actually: More than enough (2 Cor. 9:8).

DeRachel